We posted a link to an achievement generator yesterday and asked 360 Fanboy readers to submit their attempts. We received tons of submissions -- including a few duplicates -- and have gathered up some of the best. Keep in mind, we got a lot of them, so they aren't all listed here. If you'd like to see even more, you can always check out the comment thread on the original post. See our favorites after the break.
The problem with this achievement is that you rarely get to see it before your 360 shuts down.
This achievement is great in theory, but awkward in practice.
Hopefully you unlocked this one by reading 360 Fanboy.
If you don't understand this one, then DON'T Google it at work.
At least you got 10,000 kills, right? That should get you a new girlfriend.
The weird thing about this one is that your Dad might have it, too.
Better watch out, L337 H4XX0RZ.
Looks like you'll have to buy another Gold account. You might want to unplug and go to the hospital first, though.
Seriously, you're looking a little yellow. Take a walk, get some fresh air.
So, does this take ten years to unlock?
This is our favorite. Introducing philosophical achievements. Just imagine the possibilities.
Anyone have any more they'd like to share?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
1-30-2007 @ 4:20PM
Jay900 said...
ha those where great heres mine
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Something%20The%20ps3%20Cant%20Do
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1-30-2007 @ 4:20PM
boohiss said...
Is it really that hard, people?
Your = possessive (as in 'your house' or 'your terrible grammar')
You're = "you are" (as in 'you're a grammar nazi' or 'you're a douche for pointing this out')
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1-30-2007 @ 4:24PM
Richard Mitchell said...
Ooh, I totally missed the instance of your/you're. I totally would have disqualified that one. Still funny, though.
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1-30-2007 @ 4:28PM
KineticOnline said...
Three achievments i'd openly admit too
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Found%20Uno%20Porno
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Gamerscore%20Whore
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Pulled%20An%20All%20Nighter
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1-30-2007 @ 4:28PM
jigsaw hc said...
Luke, I am your Father.
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1-30-2007 @ 4:28PM
KineticOnline said...
Three achievments i'd openly admit too
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Found%20Uno%20Porno
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Gamerscore%20Whore
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Pulled%20An%20All%20Nighter
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1-30-2007 @ 5:03PM
Aoskar said...
Sent one like this to a buddy who's on his honeymoon.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Dude,%20you%20got%20married!%20Game%20Over%20man!
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1-30-2007 @ 6:15PM
Matt said...
haha yeah my dad caught you one is up there!
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1-30-2007 @ 6:56PM
Manny said...
Hope you never have to see this one:
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=But%20you're%20still%20a%20virgin.
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1-30-2007 @ 7:40PM
Demi said...
What!?
Oh come on, my 'Get the Burning Crusade from Your Mom' STD one was genius!
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1-30-2007 @ 9:49PM
zourskittles said...
Aww come on...http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=But%20even%20my%20parakeet%20could%20of%20done%20that.
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1-30-2007 @ 9:50PM
zourskittles said...
How about this one...
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Enjoyed%20Halo%202%20Ending%20(1,000)
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1-30-2007 @ 10:32PM
Bauer22 said...
When you know you really suck.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Pitty%20Achievement
Talking about philosophical achievements...
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=This%20is%20a%20lie.
Come on its made by Microsoft.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Would%20you%20like%20to%20send%20this%20error%20to%20Microsoft?
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1-30-2007 @ 11:14PM
Josh said...
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Finally%20asked%20your%20doctor%20about%20Viagra
Thought of this one earlier :)
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1-31-2007 @ 12:50AM
C Mac said...
Everyone that plays COD3 should know this one.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You've%20Been%20Teabagged
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1-31-2007 @ 6:29AM
sobi said...
:D
http://ftw.fjo.nu/DIAB-achievement.jpg
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1-31-2007 @ 10:49AM
NYC Armor Guy said...
Personally, I like using them as taglines with in photos -- such as:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/jimcush/Assorted/247Gamer/HorseshoesAchvmnt.jpg
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1-31-2007 @ 1:12PM
Foppe said...
Yay, they took two of mine \o/
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1-31-2007 @ 1:48PM
KeN whaT? said...
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Beat%20Richards%20Mom%20and%20Insane
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1-31-2007 @ 4:39PM
LesbianHam said...
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=You%20Finished%20Tetris
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