We got a tip from Lionhead's community manager Sam about a new "developer blog" post, ostensibly one about
Fable 2 prostitutes. You can see the sole image of said prostitutes above (and in high resolution
here). Suffice it to say that the image above was seemingly the only article in the
blog entry that actually concerned
Fable 2's development. The text, on the other hand, is devoted to recounting Lionhead's liquid soap shortage and the resulting lack of hand washing, which is apparently causing a bit of panic. We don't want to spoil it for anyone, as it really should be read in its entirety. Just to whet your appetite then, an excerpt: "The people with the muckiest hands have become the leaders in this new order. "Make my tea or sniff my fart fingers" is a common threat from the artists."
Remember when Lionhead was asking for people to
submit insults for
Fable 2? We'd say "sniff my fart fingers" just rocketed to the top of the list. Hit the "read" link for the full blog entry.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
3-06-2008 @ 3:36PM
Chris said...
the one in the middle has bruises all over her knees... hmmmmm
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3-06-2008 @ 4:52PM
Neuromancer said...
My money's on the one to the left... So to speak...
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3-06-2008 @ 5:04PM
Sleaze said...
Man, I'm going to impregnate that one on the left so hard.
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3-06-2008 @ 5:15PM
Saccia said...
I felt bad for the hookers in Fable 1 and I gave them a break and freed them. These though... I'm putting them to work although I'm not so certain they'll bring in so much cash.
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3-06-2008 @ 5:16PM
Perverted said...
You lot don't know what your talking about, the left one is probably very up tight, despite being a hooker and not up for much, the one right is clearly up for anything ;)
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3-06-2008 @ 6:17PM
SytheMaster said...
“Turdmageddon” LOL!!
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3-06-2008 @ 7:06PM
Chris said...
I take it the cost of the whore goes down as you look further to the right
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3-06-2008 @ 8:04PM
SadisticHam said...
Is the one on the right a woman or a bear in disguise?
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3-06-2008 @ 10:53PM
ZeroCorpse said...
The one on the right is a she-beast that would make you have nightmares for days to follow.
The one on the left is probably a she-bitch that will rob you, hurt you, or BE a nightmare for days to follow.
The one in the middle is probably the only safe choice if all you want is sex for a few coins... And you can always close your eyes.
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3-06-2008 @ 10:57PM
rockeranimefreak said...
^_^ (@ the left one!) T_T(@the right one!)
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3-07-2008 @ 2:55AM
Anticrawl said...
You have it all wrong about the one on the left, she's a dominatrix. She is suppose to beat the hell out of you, cept for money.
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3-07-2008 @ 7:05AM
E.J. said...
The game's not even out and the one on the right already broke my character's junk just by appearances alone.
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3-07-2008 @ 10:15AM
rabid1 said...
I am so looking forward to this game. I bought a used xbox to play Fable just because the 360 has issues with the game. Now I'm stoked to soon have a Fable actually made for the 360.
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3-07-2008 @ 10:44AM
Jove said...
the third one in the picture is soooo fine. i would totaly do her!
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