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Video: why Halo 3 will make the world better

We all know that the launch of Halo 3 will be a big event, perhaps one of the biggest in entertainment history, but did you know that Halo 3 will actually solve most of the world's problems? Melting ice caps? Gone. Socio-political tension? Eradicated. Disease? Forget about it. Yes, it's hard to believe, but Bungie's upcoming blockbuster will make the world a better place to live. If you don't believe us, watch the informative documentary we've embedded above. Finely crafted by the folks at Sarcastic Gamer, the video takes a hard-hitting look at the tremendous impact that Halo 3 will have on human society. Go ahead and take it in, you might learn something*.


*Before you satisfy your urge to fill a comment with exclamation points and capital letters, please read the following. It's a joke. Let that settle in. Take a deep breath. There you go. Now you can comment.

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21. @ Who Flang Poo

How do you know Halo 3 has an amasing story line?


Posted at 1:13AM on Sep 15th 2007 by rafehelwer

22. funny shit man...funny shit!!!

Posted at 2:50AM on Sep 15th 2007 by Big Daddy Bane

23. But, will it eliminate STDs?

Posted at 9:59AM on Sep 15th 2007 by Jordan

24. *shrinks Halo 3 down and injects it into Magic Johnson's blood stream* He's cured!

Posted at 8:14PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Anticrawl

25. SORRY X-BOX FANS BOY FOR GIVING U THIS POST BUT SAY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF CAUSE HALO 3 IS BRAINWASHING U GUYS SO I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING SO HERE IT IS:

HALO HAVE NEVER CHANGES IT GAMEPLAY SINCE HALO 1 TO HALO 2 THE ONLY THINGS THAT KEEP IT GOING IS IT GRAPHIC AND HALO FANS OF COURSE MOST X-BOX FANS BOY SO U GUYS SHOULD BE AWARES OF THIS, I THINKS U SHOULD JUST KEEP IT IN MIND THAT HALO 3 IS THE SAME SHIT THE ONLY DIFFERENCES IS GRAPHIC THAT ALL AND IT GONNA BE SUCK THAN BIOSHOCK, BY THE WAY THE RING OF DEATH GONNA BE BACK ONCE U PUT HALO 3 IN. THIS WILL SHUTTER YOUR HOPE OF HOW BILL GATE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT IS ANYWAY KEEP PLAYING GEAR AND YOU SOON SEE THAT THE RING OF DEATH FINALLY APPEARS ONCE MORE SO DON'T WORRY IT WILL KEEP COMING BACK TO HELP YOU TO REPAIR YOUR HALO 3 DISC REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT U DO HALO 3 DISC IS ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK (scratches) TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER OF THE SUCCESSFUL HOW RING OF DEATH GONNA BE WITHIN THIS 2 YEARS AND WILL THAN COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN AND NO LONGER WILL WORK an exist just like the original X-BOX WHICH WAS DESTROY X-BOX 360 THE RING OF DEATH

Posted at 10:03AM on Sep 16th 2007 by Mr.X

26. Just came back to check this post for said comment mentioned in Episode 34 of the Fancast and sure enough, it's here. Looking at all his comments in his blogsmith profile, you should definitely narrate some more of his comments Knuckles, that was awesome.

And for Mr. X.
Wow. I don't even know where to start. With this as an example of the future of the human race, I seriously doubt it's survival. I will pray for the next generation of Gamers.

ps. Not all kids are bad. Just, kid's like Mr. X.

Posted at 10:34PM on Sep 18th 2007 by Phil

27. @ Mr. X:

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Posted at 10:44PM on Sep 18th 2007 by bigmac375

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