Video: Mass Effect girl on girl lovin'
Cover your eyes, cover your parents', kids' and even your pets' eyes, because the infamous Mass Effect girl on girl love scene is here. Oh teh noes! But before you get all "excited" and stuff, know that it's just a game kids. You know, computer generated character models in an artistic video game put in scenes to move along a storyline, etc., etc. Yes sir, that's what it is. And even if you were somewhat "excited" to see this, then we must be the bearer of bad news and tell you that the above clip isn't all that mature or PG-13 and actually hovers around the PG spectrum. We wouldn't want an AO now would we? Enough from us, watch it and enjoy the clip in whatever mindset you choose.
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11-08-2007 @ 2:08PM
darththai said...
What in the name of Titanic is going on!!??
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11-08-2007 @ 2:14PM
dunnypop said...
nice - arm raise to represent an orgasm... classy!
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11-08-2007 @ 2:15PM
gonzo said...
everyone's pink inside?
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11-08-2007 @ 2:25PM
Jonah Falcon said...
Except that alien is not female. They're a unisex species.
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11-08-2007 @ 2:26PM
Foggy Bottoms said...
that was more believable than most lesbian porn movies. nicely done!
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11-08-2007 @ 2:28PM
Foggy Bottoms said...
that was more believable than most girl on shemale porn movies.*
thanks for the correction jonah
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11-08-2007 @ 2:30PM
TORO said...
They could've made the commander better looking (short blonde fuzzy hair?). No wonder the alien fell for her, she thought it was a him.
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11-08-2007 @ 2:31PM
Rk said...
Lol. What the hell just happened?
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11-08-2007 @ 2:35PM
Jonah Falcon said...
"They could've made the commander better looking (short blonde fuzzy hair?). "
(cough) Jada Pinkett Smith (cough)
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11-08-2007 @ 2:36PM
Jonah Falcon said...
"nice - arm raise to represent an orgasm... classy!"
We find out later that the alien was actually eating Shepard's brain.
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11-08-2007 @ 2:41PM
NukeAssault said...
Sensual
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11-08-2007 @ 2:51PM
THA1icarus said...
LOL
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11-08-2007 @ 2:56PM
Dustin Burg said...
He just used the word "sensual" ...
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11-08-2007 @ 2:58PM
TORO said...
"(cough) Jada Pinkett Smith (cough)"
Yea but she's hot! Ah whatever, still funny nonetheless
http://www.celebopedia.com/pinkett/images/jada_pinkett_smith.jpg
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11-08-2007 @ 2:59PM
Sammy D Kat said...
It looks more like girl-on-lizard action.
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11-08-2007 @ 3:02PM
Redeye said...
Why do they even put this junk in the game? It's nothing but corny, pandering tripe. Bring on the lasers.
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11-08-2007 @ 3:18PM
RudyHuxtable said...
Dare I say it, but I lol'd watching that. I mean, a blue hand, thrown back in apparent off-screen, pixelated ecstasy? That's pretty bad. I see where they're going with this... wait, no I don't.
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11-08-2007 @ 3:30PM
BananaBoat said...
Atleast the blue alien got off...BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T!!!
/tosses non used vasolene and hand towels at bioware/
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11-08-2007 @ 4:02PM
Van Faulk said...
(in tucker's voice)
Bow chicka wow wow
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11-08-2007 @ 4:08PM
dunnypop said...
@18 "Atleast the blue alien got off...BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T!!!"
LMAO, oh man, that comment made my day!
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