Tim Buckley takes on everyone's favorite gravity defying breasts in his latest comic on Ctrl-Alt-Del. He also takes the time to give a little rant on the game (and links us in the process. Thanks, Tim!). In his own words:"Seriously, did you see those things? They're out of control. Breasts are supposed to be soft, attractive, harmless. Not constantly spazzing out like someone strapped Gloop and Gleep to some girl's chest. Those things have reached critical mass, and no one is safe. I don't think those tiny little bathing suits can contain that shit."
We love the comic, especially the title, "Secession" -- it'll make sense once you read it. Good stuff, and definitely worth checking out. Do we smell a winner in the next Joystiq Webcomic Wrapup?
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10-25-2006 @ 11:15AM
Andrew said...
Well, I'll admit they got the soft and attractive part down, but the harmless I think not. Those girls could not only knock someone out with those things, they are also bound to have major back problems!
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10-25-2006 @ 11:42AM
KingOfGods said...
It won't win, the readers over at Joystiq usually vote for PA even if it's crap.
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10-25-2006 @ 11:45AM
jill said...
just if you didn't notice... it's totally disgusting!!!
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10-25-2006 @ 1:25PM
Dark Morford said...
More than likely, for the demo videos they set the bounce to maximum. In just about every DOA game, the jiggle has been adjustable from the option menu, cleverly disguised as a Player's Age setting. We can only assume (and hope) that you'll be able to dial the bounce down to levels you find attractive.
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10-25-2006 @ 1:30PM
Edge of Blade said...
Women wear bathing suits like that. But, to keep them from flying off, they apply glue to the cups.
But seriously, these guys need a lesson in hydrostatic pressure. They don't all jiggle like the woman attached to the breasts is bending over.
ya, i know what said.
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10-25-2006 @ 2:23PM
Firegirl said...
Ahaahahah, I laughed when I saw this. I can't tell you how angry I get at male game developers that make the 'never stop jiggling' boobies. If they did that in real life, most women would want to get their boobs removed! Nothing is moving, so why are the boobs??? I get seasick just watching them...
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10-25-2006 @ 4:08PM
mjf said...
finally we know what all those physics simulation cards are going to good use.
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10-25-2006 @ 6:25PM
Lobato said...
Couldn't they do a little "research" on real models and realize boobs are not supposed to bounce that way?
Or at least that they're hotter when they're tighter?
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10-25-2006 @ 9:00PM
Ed said...
C'mon people, the jiggle served it's purpose --- to get press for DOA. I'm sure the DOA folks are well aware...
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