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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
10-03-2007 @ 4:21PM
Cody said...
those bastards...
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10-03-2007 @ 4:23PM
BobTheMonkey said...
That was freaking hilarious.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:25PM
Josh said...
While a horrible review, I have to say that video was absolutely brilliant. I tip my hat (Or I would, if I had one on) to these guys
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10-03-2007 @ 4:26PM
Tony said...
These always leave me wondering if guy likes any video games that much.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:28PM
WTangoFoxtrot said...
not such a great review but still hilarious !! darn aussies...:P
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10-03-2007 @ 4:28PM
D. Axel said...
ROFL
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10-03-2007 @ 4:30PM
Neil said...
That was LMAO hilarious!!!
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10-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
wei said...
haha, that guy is hilarious. i loved the bioshock review, as well. though i love halo 3, his points are more than valid. why give a perfect score to a very imperfect game? then again, the multiplayer options more than make it for it for me. but since he doesn't care for mp, i guess he's a twat, as well! either way, it's always fun and refreshing to hear this dude trash the biggest releases once in a while
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10-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
DjChad said...
Best...review...evar...
The vehicle AI part is so ridiculously true and makes everyone who claims the AI is so advanced sound absolutely retarded. I've yet to get into a vehicle with an AI driver and get from point A to point B without an extended period of rock humping.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
Silver R. Wolfe said...
Just an FYI, he's not an aussie, he just lives there.
He's british and I agree with him on soo many levels.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:32PM
Darayz said...
Someone should teach him to take a few breathes in between sentences. Maybe he would enjoy Halo 3 a bit more. Otherwise, good on you, Aussie.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:33PM
Silver R. Wolfe said...
Though he did say that STALKER was better than Bioshock, which is just stupid.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:35PM
Robotheart said...
really, it doesnt matter if you agree or not with ZP, his reviews are always utter fucking genuis.
i disagreed with his bioshock review heavily, and then watched it 5 times and laughed more with each one.
"...An evil combination of hitler and skeletor that pisses pure malevolence.."
classic.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:35PM
Michael C. Sherrin said...
I love these videoes. They are hilarious. I loved his Console War Rundown and Heavenly Sword videos. And finally we get some honest commentary on Halo 3 (I to have, dare I say, not played the first two).
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Michael C. Sherrin
http://www.prodigeek.com/
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10-03-2007 @ 4:35PM
RudyHuxtable said...
Now that is a good review. ha!
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10-03-2007 @ 4:39PM
Casey Keller said...
i would say bioshock is a renter. no multiplayer. those australians just dont ilke multiplayer games becuase everyone who plays them is on the other side of the world and they lag to bad to enjoy them.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:39PM
Adam said...
That's fantastic! Whilst these are obviously very tongue in cheek i wish more people would see how shockingly average H3 was as an INDIVIDUAL game, rather than the 'if u dnt liek teh haloz ur ghey!!1!' mentality that seems to spew out whenever it's mentioned anywhere...
And this is another small piece of proof why Brits and funnier than Americans ;-)
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10-03-2007 @ 4:40PM
Tony said...
I would say the AI is great on average... but only for the enemies. Even outside of a vehicle, NPC teammates are completely useless in this game. I often find the Arbiter just standing in place.
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10-03-2007 @ 4:40PM
Gemini Ace said...
ZP is just brilliant! His take on the Darkness and Bioshock was dead on!
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10-03-2007 @ 4:41PM
JeremyK said...
Halo 3 is a fun game no doubt but it still is one of the more overrated series in a long time. Right up there with FF VII...
That being said Halo 3 campaign should be experienced in co-op to be fully appreciated...
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