After nearly a month long hiatus, Fanswag Weekly is back and ready for some payback ... Soldier of Fortune: Payback. This week we're giving away a new and freshly shrink wrapped copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback to one lucky fanboy who can handle all its extremeness. This game is so extreme that Activision included its own anti-dismemberment "low-violence option". Now that friends, is extreme. To win a copy, simply follow the directions outlined below.
- Since we're dealing with Soldier of Fortune: Payback, we want to know what the best way to get revenge or payback on someone is. Tell us your best payback strategy by commenting on this post, one comment per calendar day (eastern).
- Multiple comments per day by the same user will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until Friday, January 25th at 12:00PM (noon) eastern. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open to U.S. residents only.
- On Friday, we'll randomly choose one winner.
- One winner will receive a copy of Soldier of Fortune: Payback, worth $40.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 26)
1-23-2008 @ 12:07PM
Tony said...
Putting a flaming bag of dog crap on their porch and ringing the doorbell.
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1-23-2008 @ 1:33PM
xenocidic said...
anyone notice how the first post NEVER wins?
1-23-2008 @ 1:59PM
LoserMLW said...
Revenge? I prefer something subtle, yet nasty enough to make one cringe.
The stinkpalm.
1-23-2008 @ 12:09PM
Andrew S said...
silent treatment...
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1-23-2008 @ 12:11PM
Andrew said...
I'm going to buy a ps3 because my xbox just bricked again....haha yeah right
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1-23-2008 @ 12:12PM
xFenixKnightx said...
This game needs a chainsaw gun =)
The best way for payback on a friend is probably, banging his girl and then go play an all nighter on LIVE bragging about it lol jk
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1-23-2008 @ 12:13PM
grigdog said...
whatever it takes to get even.
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1-23-2008 @ 12:14PM
dunnypop said...
sleep with the guy's mom.
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1-23-2008 @ 12:16PM
Fady said...
Wedgies!!!!1
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1-23-2008 @ 12:17PM
Gregorius said...
Pee in their milk jug.
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1-23-2008 @ 12:18PM
ogvor said...
1: Mix peanut butter, rat poison, and glue in a bucket.
2: Spread on enemy's care over night
3: Let them wake up to find a car covered in dead squirells and birds.
(I wouldn't do this to the animals but I still think it's kinda funny)
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1-23-2008 @ 12:18PM
natez0r said...
slap bet solves all problems
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1-23-2008 @ 12:19PM
wildweasel said...
If somebody catches you in a hail of gunfire during a co-op game, my strategy for paying them back is to wait for them to be preoccupied fighting off the bad guys and then get behind him and melee the guy.
I was playing Half-Life with my brother once, on the Crossfire map (the one with the nuclear strike that you can call, and the bunker that is the only safe place to escape from it). I told him I was going to get something to eat and I'd be back in a minute or so. I come back to find that I'm dead. So the next time he has to leave the desk, I punch the air-strike button, and just as he gets back, he hears that telltale air-raid siren and gets back to the keyboard just in time to explode into a flash of white light. Serves him right.
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1-23-2008 @ 12:20PM
diddy said...
Make someone play this shitty game
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1-23-2008 @ 12:23PM
Hockle said...
Just like the Bible says, a rusty knife to the ribs is the best way to get revenge (i.e., payback).
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1-23-2008 @ 12:24PM
FROSTYSMOOTH said...
The best thing we used to do to get revenge was wait until that person went to bed and then we would get 5 matches or so(the old school strike anywhere matches)and stick them in between their toes and light the matches and run...never have i laughed so hard in my life!!!
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1-23-2008 @ 12:24PM
G said...
1) Hack into "friend's" PC.
2) Locate naked pictures of "friend's" wife.
3) Find spreadsheet containing names and e-mail addresses of all employees at "friend's" wife's place of employment.
4) E-mail pictures to entire list.
5) Achievement unlocked!
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1-23-2008 @ 12:26PM
slearl said...
Call them names.
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1-23-2008 @ 12:27PM
Shafnitz said...
I like to prank them for hours in the basement... with a crowbar... /walken
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1-23-2008 @ 12:27PM
Neuromancer said...
Flag them for a TOS violation.
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