If you're looking to boost your Extra Sexual Perception (E.S.P., no we're not joking) try AXE's new theme and gamer picture offerings. Up for free on the Marketplace is AXE's E.S.P. theme featuring a real woman and a few gamer pictures featuring a real woman. Now you can live out your "I must have an attractive female as my theme" fantasy. Oh, and we're sure the fine folks over at AXE would like you to buy their AXE Boost shower gel if you have time. Or you could just ignore the whole marketing/branding crud and download the goods for the female! Yeah, something like that ...
Boost your E.S.P. with AXE theme and gamer pics
If you're looking to boost your Extra Sexual Perception (E.S.P., no we're not joking) try AXE's new theme and gamer picture offerings. Up for free on the Marketplace is AXE's E.S.P. theme featuring a real woman and a few gamer pictures featuring a real woman. Now you can live out your "I must have an attractive female as my theme" fantasy. Oh, and we're sure the fine folks over at AXE would like you to buy their AXE Boost shower gel if you have time. Or you could just ignore the whole marketing/branding crud and download the goods for the female! Yeah, something like that ...
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(Page 1)2. If the "real woman" featured in the AXE theme is actually hot, then we might have something.
Posted at 1:14PM on May 2nd 2007 by Clinton
3. do canadians get this?
or were we screwed out of Axe's advertising campaign? (just like Borat and all those other cool movie themes)
Posted at 1:35PM on May 2nd 2007 by dunnypop
4. better to be told to boost your sexual perception with AXE i guess..maybe they should write "Think of Sex" on the Queenz to make it ok. but then AXE probably paid a lot more to get their stuff up lol
Posted at 1:39PM on May 2nd 2007 by DatBoy
5. I already have an anime chick from my comp as my theme, hurray!
Posted at 4:18PM on May 2nd 2007 by Muffin_man
6. Muffin Man, I really didn't think a person could get much worse than the average Joystiq commenter in horrible depravity of social skill. You, sir, have done this. This is not a compliment by any means, you must realize that you have openly stated that you are happy oggling a picture of a girl that is badly animated in Korea than a picture of a woman that actually exists somewhere, you have simply stated that you would take a curved line filled in with technicolor over even a semblance of the real thing. For shame.
Posted at 8:06PM on May 2nd 2007 by I Like Corn
7. His chances of tentacle raping either woman are equal.
Posted at 7:05AM on May 3rd 2007 by Jack the Ripper




1. I saw this today and was thinking to myself how weird it is that that Queenz theme is a major deal, but this is OK. Every blade is telling me to boost my "extra sexual perception".
Posted at 1:05PM on May 2nd 2007 by Tony