Tips for avoiding asses on XBL

Posted Oct 6th 2006 4:00PM by Ken Weeks
Filed under: Peripherals

Xbox Live Man-Ass Avoidance Technician Christopher (aka the Xbox Live Policy Program Manager) has some tips for protecting yourself and your family members from the glut of exposed anatomy in the post-Vision Cam XBL universe. Rule # 1 for teens: If you run across any overly friendly congressmen, staple your eyes shut.

[Thanks AoE]

Tags: nudity, protection, security, trash talk, TrashTalk, vision

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

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10-06-2006 @ 9:48PM

Josh said...

But the question is, what if you WANT to see asses on XBL?

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10-06-2006 @ 9:55PM

asurroca said...

Nonsense, politicians don't have the tech know-how to play on Xbox Live in the first place, so kids don't need to worry about them!

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10-09-2006 @ 5:39AM

signal360 said...

link not working for me. what about everyone else?

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10-09-2006 @ 9:03AM

MrD said...

It's just a matter of time before Bush declares war on "them internets."

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10-09-2006 @ 1:50PM

budbud said...

WOW i will take this to heart to avoid all the asses...unless its a hot girl then......

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10-10-2006 @ 10:16AM

Chris said...

This is great, I got some horror stories via email about the camera. I'll spread the good word about how to protect yourself.

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