Heads up: Saints Row luke-warm coffee

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Heads up: Saints Row luke-warm coffee

Posted Sep 11th 2006 9:00PM by Ken Weeks

This proudly immature Saints Row footage should be enough to get Monica Lewinsky excited, if not Hillary Clinton. Warning: Not safe for work, clueless government regulators, or uptight post nannies.

[Blame Drew]

Tags: hot coffee, HotCoffee, ratings, saints row, SaintsRow, sex, video

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9-11-2006 @ 9:05PM

Josh said...

Dude...for serious?

People have been doing this crap in video games forever.

I am Jack's lack of suprise.

9-11-2006 @ 9:23PM

ShaolinDolemite said...

Far as I can tell she's tieing his shoe.

9-11-2006 @ 10:17PM

Mike Berglund said...

ok she is just being scared, and it happens to be near his crotch

9-11-2006 @ 10:35PM

AoE said...

lol. Are you planning on posting every fps teabagging video that can be found on youtube too Ken?

9-11-2006 @ 10:36PM

XAL said...

all he did was punch the exotic dancer and she's just cowering and shaking

so immature =

9-11-2006 @ 10:56PM

Drew Green said...

Guys, it's just a joke. I smacked the girl, and she started cowering, like post number 5 said, and I thought it looked kinda funny, so I took a video. Ease up, I was bored.

9-11-2006 @ 11:04PM

Osiris said...

Erm well in one mission (Vice Kings iirc) you're to go to a whore house and kill everyone and everything.

You go into the rooms and there are guys (and girls in others) being 'looked after' in what looks to be exactly like this.

oh noes.

9-11-2006 @ 11:15PM

georgel said...

yeah people lighten up its just a joke, you dont have to act like a stick is up your ass. or maybe thats the problem something is up there...hmmmm

9-12-2006 @ 12:15AM

ZeroCorpse said...

Yeah, there are actually on-their-knees whores in the game, but you barely notice them because your task is to kill the guys (and girls!) they're servicing.

And don't even get started on voice-overs on the escort missions!

9-12-2006 @ 12:17AM

ZeroCorpse said...

Drew... You have to realize that by posting this video, you're pretty much giving guys like Jack Thompson and all the clueless politicians who don't do any research all the ammo they need to get Saints Row reclassified as an AO title, don't you?

Stop doing their job for them! It's dangerous, even as a joke, because some idiot is going to take it seriously and scream "won't somebody protect the children?"

9-12-2006 @ 12:33AM

Drew Green said...

I'm 18 now, so legally I am able to purchase an AO rated game. I played Grand Theft Auto since I was 14, but now when I think about it, I don't think that kids that age should be playing games like that. This game shouldn't be played by kids under 17 (or 18, if it's rated AO, not that the one year makes a difference).

*Flame suit on*

On another note, if a politician were to use this video I snapped as reason to become more strict about game ratings, he would be laughed out of office. Come on, this is obviously NOT an actual sexual act, just something that looks similar.

9-12-2006 @ 12:37AM

Drew Green said...

And one more thing: I'm sure the guys at Xbox360Fanboy, all of them being video game fans, are aware of the ongoing battle in politics for harsh game ratings versus going lenient on games' ratings. I'm sure that if this video could be used as any legitimate evidence to give Saint's Row an AO rating that it would not have been posted on the site. You submit content to X360F and if they like it, they'll post it on the page. They didn't have to, so don't blame me. I just thought it was funny (and like I said a few posts back, I was VERY bored).

9-13-2006 @ 2:44PM

Jason said...

haha idk wut it is but its awesome good job drew its all ur fault

9-14-2006 @ 2:12PM

Placeman said...

Someone re-host that video please. YouTube nerfed it!

9-15-2006 @ 3:39PM

Drew Green said...

AFAIK, I'm the only one with a copy of the video (unless someone downloaded it). Would google video accept it on their site?

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