Justin McElroy of GamersWithJobs ponders the biblical significance of Microsoft releasing a major update on 6/6/06 and makes a chilling revelation:
That's right true believers, this download is not simply the ability to play games while you download files but rather THE MARK OF THE BEAST. Think I'm joshing? Let's take a quick look at a snippet from Revelation 13.
"Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell who does not have the mark."
Hmm, does that sound like micropayments to anyone else?
Sure does. Active downloading as the mark of the beast? That would make Major Nelson one of the four horsemen of the apocolypse, if not the dark prince himself. Before you decide Justin left his brain behind, note that the AntiChrist already has a gamertag, although he represents poorly for a spawn of Satan.
Suddenly that 360 forehead tattoo doesn't seem like such a good idea.
1. and you can have 6 pending dwnlds at a time........oooooowww
Posted at 12:03AM on Jun 7th 2006 by jOEfRO 0 stars