
As we continue our week long Castle Crashers Baby Give-away (which has nothing to do with babies whatsoever), today we're giving away a prize that you should already own, but if you don't, you'll be grateful for. We're of course talking about Castle Crashers, the game itself, and today we're giving away six copies to six lucky fanboys. And if you already own it, why not win for a friend, loved one or your favorite blogger ... we're sure they'd be eternally grateful as well.
- Developer The Behemoth has an interesting logo depicting a ginormously large chicken, which got us thinking about chicken jokes. So, to enter today's Castle Crashers giveaway, simply comment on this post telling us your best "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. And, please, make it semi-clean.
- Only one comment per person will be accepted. Posters of multiple comments will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 11:00PM eastern time today, August 28th, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
- Later today, we'll pick six winners via a random drawing.
- Six winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Castle Crashers valued at $15.
- Complete giveaway rules can be found here
Feeling out of the loop? Confused by all this Castle Crashers Baby Give-away talk? Then do yourself a service and get learned about all the excited Castle Crashers launch events we have planned.





Reader Comments (Page 4 of 44)
8-28-2008 @ 12:52PM
898 said...
beak-us it wanted to.
Now give me some castle crashers beak-us I want to play it with my cheapskate friend.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:52PM
Conor said...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was high and dry
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8-28-2008 @ 12:52PM
MSG is good 4 u said...
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:53PM
HeartOfDavid said...
Why did the chick cross the road?
To burn down the Chick-Fil-A, of course!
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8-28-2008 @ 12:53PM
Jason said...
To give people a punch line to this joke
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8-28-2008 @ 12:54PM
Shock said...
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
So he won't be torn apart and used to play Rock Band :)
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8-28-2008 @ 12:54PM
bigjrussell said...
To thwart the horde of trolls and other various baddies.
Cue trumpet: bwah, bwah, bwah....
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8-28-2008 @ 12:54PM
DanyDanman said...
to add this great game Castle Crashers to my memory
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8-28-2008 @ 12:54PM
notwen said...
the chicken crossed the road to slaughter the cow. duh
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8-28-2008 @ 12:55PM
Jonman said...
Because the green knight juggled it across!
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8-28-2008 @ 12:55PM
Go Bruins! said...
to win castle crasher!
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8-28-2008 @ 12:55PM
Saccia said...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"That's what she said"!
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8-28-2008 @ 12:56PM
jrh2352 said...
To be made into a delicious sandwich.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:56PM
JustinB said...
Since I'm hoping to win a copy for my 4 year old (yeah, that's the ticket) who loved the demo, I'm going to have to give his standard answer:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Watermelons and cheese!
He's already developing an absurdist streak. I love it! (note: this is also his answer to knock knock jokes)
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8-28-2008 @ 12:56PM
matthew taylor said...
Why did the Chicken cross the road? to get a copy of castle crashers for his poor friend.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:56PM
Tony said...
Because I told him to.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:56PM
JD said...
To attack the castle crashers of course
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8-28-2008 @ 12:57PM
Warner said...
To run away from school & play castle crashers!
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8-28-2008 @ 12:57PM
Russ Yancey said...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was a historical inevitability.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:57PM
turnabout_gamer said...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
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