Oh,
Gears of War 2, how we yearn for news about thee. Your presence has been long awaited, we've reserved a seat for you at the dinner table every night, but you still refuse to make your existence known. So, when we heard news that GamePro magazine was proudly showcasing your
GoW2 name across its cover, we couldn't help but get tickled from within'. We thought, would GamePro be your tool for revealing yourself? Was this magazine our vessel for learning everything about you? Would you,
GoW2, finally accept our dinner invite after your GamePro debut? Then, suddenly, we realized that GamePro's
GoW2 teasing is probably nothing more than that ... speculative teasing.
An announcement as large as yours is guaranteed to be a cover story (sorry
RSV2), not a little mention on the side margin. Oh well. We'll see what GamePro says about you, our friend
GoW2, when it hits newsstands February 12th. But we have a feeling your secret will still not be known and you still won't be at the dinner table. We'll set a plate for you anyway.
[Thanks, to everyone who sent this in]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2-03-2008 @ 3:07PM
Jonah Falcon said...
I'm waiting for the big moment when Marcus finally proposes to Dom. We need to get those two together, finally.
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2-03-2008 @ 3:49PM
Anticrawl said...
Dom is already married, to a hermaphrodite named Maria.
2-03-2008 @ 3:19PM
JakubK666 said...
I assume that somebody will take one for the team and sent scans to 360fanboy.
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2-03-2008 @ 3:26PM
SIC TR4NSIT said...
To further extend the rumor mill, Ive heard that the beta is supposed to be out in August.
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2-03-2008 @ 3:30PM
Mikeawesome said...
I really really hope this is a game that comes out this year. If not, I hope it improves upon the previous game's flaws. Namely it has a story that GOES somewhere, and balances the gameplay a little bit better, especially in multiplayer.
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2-03-2008 @ 3:30PM
Aero said...
Wow, that's a pretty bad logo.
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2-03-2008 @ 4:09PM
Anticrawl said...
Gears of War 2
The COGs are back and this time they actually come across challanging boss battles.
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2-03-2008 @ 4:24PM
Pyrobi said...
How could you make a tough boss battle with the GOW gamplay without simply giving him lots of health?
You know what I mean, cause it's pretty much taking your time popping up and down taking there health down till they drop, a la general RAAM.
2-03-2008 @ 4:38PM
Anticrawl said...
I'm not the game developer here. I want more challanging boss battles. Perhaps some enviromental actions to help weaken the boss or expose a weak point. There are plenty methods they could use. Most I do is design maps though, so what do I know haha. In any case they better figure something out. I was bored to tears with the terrible boss fights in Gears of War. Fun game though otherwise.
2-03-2008 @ 5:09PM
Pyrobi said...
I was getting at the gears gameplay, i mean, they need to add a fair few more gameplay elements for it to be really good i reckon, those environment actions hitting it's weak spot for massive damage sound like a lot of fun :)
2-03-2008 @ 4:18PM
Muffin Lad said...
RAD
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2-03-2008 @ 6:06PM
AnOffday said...
What a cheap way to sell magazines.
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2-04-2008 @ 11:11AM
Dick said...
I thought that also
Do we fault X3F (JoyStiq) with this cheap shilling as well?
2-03-2008 @ 6:31PM
Itchy said...
I doubt that Gears would be announced on anything other than a cover story.
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2-03-2008 @ 7:53PM
Easo said...
"Perhaps some enviromental actions to help weaken the boss or expose a weak point."
So you want more giant crab battles?
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2-03-2008 @ 10:14PM
Edzo04 said...
couldnt give a shit about gears 2, the multiplayer sucked hard. RSV2 though, NOW THATS NEWS
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2-11-2008 @ 1:57PM
SIC TR4NSIT said...
Are you fucking kidding me? What else do you prefer? Halo 3? Viva Pinata? Gears came out in 2006 and is still one the MOST played games consistenly every week on XBL.
2-03-2008 @ 10:15PM
L said...
They just need to fix all the FOOkin cheats online >.< & it will be the best game online
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2-03-2008 @ 10:35PM
EMOruffino said...
i cant wait to see them use the nicely updated unreal3 engine.... polish, polish, polish
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2-04-2008 @ 3:52AM
ccc said...
@Anticrawl
Its funny you said that about the boss battles.
Everytime I fought the boss down in the caves going through the various difficulty settings I always played Bob Seagers "Still the Same" to it everytime and it made the experience much more enjoyable.
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