Video: Quake Wars cures 'Projectile Dysfunction'
Did you know 32.6% of Americans and 39.4% of Europeans suffer from a condition doctors now refer to as Projectile Dysfunction? It's a problem that, if not treated, can cause inner turmoil, relationship issues and a loss of interest in the shooter genre. If you know or are one of the millions who suffer from Projectile Dysfunction, we urge you to talk to your doctor about Stroyent. Stroyent is a topical cream that can only be obtained through any Enemy Territory: Quake Wars purchase and promises to cure your disorder by offering up a shootlicious shooter experience. Please, don't be embarrassed, get the help YOU need today. Also, if you're in the market for a new Human Juicifier, then check out the amazing offer after the break!
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5-08-2008 @ 12:53PM
mattclarkie said...
Very good. I need me some of that.
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5-08-2008 @ 12:54PM
Neeko said...
ANAL LEAKAGE FTW.
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5-08-2008 @ 1:14PM
bigjrussell said...
LOL! However, I don't usually link anal leakage to winning.
5-08-2008 @ 1:13PM
Brodak said...
So, has anyone actually left their number after the beep?
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5-08-2008 @ 1:39PM
ccc said...
Sweet, I hope my 360 is back before this comes out so I can rape day 1.
And I hope this game sees alot of success, moreso than Shadowrun and tf2. This is gonna be really good and people need to play.
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5-08-2008 @ 2:07PM
NukeAssault said...
Those were too good. XD
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5-08-2008 @ 4:58PM
AstralVapor said...
LOL anal leakage!!! i love these commercials XD
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5-08-2008 @ 8:25PM
ArturoRRG said...
LOL
www.stroyent.com check it out
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