Update 1: This contest is now closed. For the winner click here.
Today we're kicking off our three day Alien Hominid HD Giveaway! Today's prize is one Alien Hominid XL tshirt (pictured above) to prevent you from having to walk around naked. So, how do you win this lovely tshirt? Simply comment on this post stating how you think The Behemoth's chicken (as seen in their logo) got so obese. It's really that simple. One winner will be randomly chosen today at 11:59 PM EST and will be announced tomorrow. Again, to enter, simply write a comment stating how you think The Behemoth's chicken got so obese. A big thanks goes out to The Behemoth for donating the Alien Hominid swag for the giveaway. Also, be sure to check out their leaderboards giveaway going on now!
Rules: Please read the complete official rules for this giveaway. Remember, this giveaway is only open to US residents who are 13 years of age or older. Day one contest ends on 3/21/07 at 11:59 PM EST, when one winner will be randomly selected.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
3-21-2007 @ 12:06PM
Zack11190 said...
The chicken is a cannibal. It's been killing other chickens and making fried chicken and eating it.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:08PM
Toph said...
He devoured the Fatman from 'Jake & The Fatman'. It was either that or J.R. from Dallas, and he went for the show that offered more meat, less Texas.
I'd love that shirt!
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3-21-2007 @ 12:12PM
Warholism said...
chickens love pie, right?
it was pie.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:14PM
DukeFett said...
The chicken got so fat because it ate up all the PS3's that nobody bought.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:14PM
Toph said...
Oh snap...I actually wear a Large shirt, not XL.. (I didn't see yesterday's Giveaway post until just now.)
Still..I'm sure the Fatman is sleeping peacefully in the Behemoth chicken, holding bagged evidence and wearing a Members Only jacket..
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3-21-2007 @ 12:15PM
Mike said...
That chicken got fat eating burritos.... lots of 'em.... I suspect he's not just fat, but gassy too.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:27PM
thechiman said...
he fell off the wagon doing the Subway diet
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3-21-2007 @ 12:28PM
Arno said...
It ate Krazy Ken. KAPOW!!
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3-21-2007 @ 12:31PM
CanOfTin said...
Eating all those black suit government agent types that were trying to keep hominid from getting on XBLA of course.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:34PM
tim said...
He ate the cows that tell Chik-fil-A customers to "Eat more chikin."
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3-21-2007 @ 12:39PM
WarriorDyke said...
he's a spokesperson for all fast food. once he gets to the point of explosion he'll go to subway and lose all his weight...yaaay! another success story, just like Jared.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:41PM
Tony said...
Kung pow chicken.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:45PM
Tony said...
he got so fat eating the bloat thats causing slow fps in vista gaming. I'm sure hes gonna get even bigger :)
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3-21-2007 @ 12:45PM
Benjamin09 said...
NOooOOOooo! That chicken ate all my achievement points! Bastard!
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3-21-2007 @ 12:51PM
J.Goodwin said...
The logo isn't a chicken, it's actually Gabe Newell in a chicken suit, back when he was temping on subservientchicken.com.
Obviously, he was able to quit his day job when Valve released Half Life 2.
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3-21-2007 @ 12:58PM
ryan said...
trans fats
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3-21-2007 @ 12:58PM
Chris said...
Okay, here's the deal - I was playing Gears the other night and this lil' whiny 11 year old kept telling me to "Eat This!". . .I guess he must have switched hosts and ended up in the chicken's room.
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3-21-2007 @ 1:01PM
Erik Novak said...
The chicken got fat by eating Soylent McNugget. IT'S MADE OF CHICKEN!! SOYLENT MCNUGGET IS MADE OF CHICKEN!!!
...and then he ate some more.
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3-21-2007 @ 1:03PM
Drew Dog said...
he ate way too many eggs.
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3-21-2007 @ 1:04PM
brandon said...
By sitting in his nest playing XBLA all day, every day.
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