One can always expect that street dates will be broken and a select few lucky turds will get copies of a game hours, days or even weeks in advance of its retail release. And that exact scenario has already played out as one lucky turd posted an image of his his super early copy of GTAIV that he probably obtained through questionable (illegal) means. Darn lucky turds. Oh, and to the lucky turd who's pictured, we have some advice for you. Upgrade to a Pro already and shave your console's mustache. The white bezel and facial hair just isn't doing it for us.