Breaking news! Reports have been trickling in throughout the morning that Bungie's own monstrosity that we've all come to know as Mister Chief has been spotted in various locations across the globe. So far, reports are telling us that Mister Chief is up to no good, doing dastardly deeds including (but not limited to) kicking the elderly, littering in dog parks and screaming at infants. We have yet to be able to confirm if these Mister Chief incidents are valid, but we can confirm that most of the reports that we've received are coming from Northern Africa, Eastern Europe, the Middle East and Western Asia. If you are unlucky enough to cross Mister Chief's path, please, DO NOT attempt to reason with him as all attempts thus far have resulted in children crying and cars being filled will whipped cream (don't ask). Mister Chief is evil, stay away and be afraid!
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4-01-2008 @ 3:10AM
Graham said...
I'm calling out of work immediately. Time to warn my family and a few of my special friends. Thanks for the warning.
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4-01-2008 @ 3:13AM
Rumble said...
Oh God! No, not this! Anything but this!
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4-01-2008 @ 3:22AM
UNSCleric said...
WTF
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4-01-2008 @ 3:25AM
Lewis said...
Oh shit, Mister Chief just knocked on my window holding Chuck Norris' head! RUN EVERYBODY, RUN!
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4-01-2008 @ 3:39AM
Dustin Burg said...
Mister Chief stole my Recon :(
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4-01-2008 @ 3:41AM
Sporia said...
wtf? lol
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4-01-2008 @ 3:54AM
UNSCleric said...
Dustin is so cute. :)
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4-01-2008 @ 4:00AM
mccomber said...
And judging by the image, he's using PS3s running [email protected] to do it... dastardly bastard.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:07AM
mikey G said...
comber... thats the halo 3 world map that shows everyone currently playing... not the [email protected] map that you can circle are when you are saving people with cancer or whatnot.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:11AM
Magic Whiskey said...
Mister Chief just drank my VERY LAST GAME FUEL.
DAMN HIM!
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4-01-2008 @ 4:15AM
Wevie1978 said...
Mister Chief just ate my slow news day.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:17AM
mccomber said...
Ah... you can tell which system gets the majority of my time. I swear, that looks basically the same as the [email protected] map as well. Guess blue plus white lights is a popular look for maps these days.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:25AM
Hala Madrid!!! SSBB Code:3866-7729-0830 said...
Mister Chief stole my PS3 kicked my dog and then he punch me in the nuts and also he burned my football club's flag
But other than that no major loses I can get another flag;)
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4-01-2008 @ 4:30AM
rastrus said...
Of all the days Mischief (sorry Mister Chief) decides to wreck havoc on the planet, he picks April Fool's Day. What a hero! ^o)
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4-01-2008 @ 7:51AM
Jove said...
???????????
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4-01-2008 @ 8:11AM
webster1990 said...
Mister Chief gave me recon, then took it away and made me cry like a girl. He then mowed me down with a mongoose and decided to spawn kill me for 8 hours in a row till i finally broke down and quit, losing skills points. damn him!
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4-01-2008 @ 4:22PM
Liquid Ocelot (call me Liquid) said...
Isn't that [email protected]?
I KNOW! This must be a signal of Halo 4 being announced exclusively for PS3.
April Fool's
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