Update 1: This contest is now closed. For the winner click here.
It's the second day of our Alien Hominid HD Giveaway and we're pleased to announced day 1's winner. Taking home an XL Alien Hominid tshirt is ... drumroll ... Erik Novak! Congrats Erik Novak, who thinks The Behemoth's chicken got so obese by eating too many Soylent McNuggets. But onward to today's prize.
Today we're giving away two Alien Hominid tshirts (pictured above) in both L and XL sizes. To win one of these tshirts, simply comment on this post stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. It's really that easy. Two winners will be randomly chosen today at 11:59 PM EST and will be announced tomorrow. Again, to enter, simply write a comment stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. A big thanks goes out to The Behemoth for donating the Alien Hominid swag for the giveaway. Also, be sure to check out their leaderboards giveaway going on now!
Rules: Please read the complete official rules for this giveaway. Remember, this giveaway is only open to US residents who are 13 years of age or older. Day two contest ends on 3/22/07 at 11:59 PM EST, when two winners will be randomly selected.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
3-22-2007 @ 12:17PM
emosewami said...
Duh, advanced technology makes aliens cooler than pirates.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:18PM
Jon said...
aliens are cooling than pirates because they have all the newest technology like xbox 1080 and PS9
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3-22-2007 @ 12:22PM
beardsly43 said...
they don't say YARRR all the time.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:28PM
DeutschBag0106 said...
Because I'd have sex with Deana Troi on the Holodeck and not a stinky pirate like Blackbeard.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:29PM
Mark said...
Aliens have better weapons, while pirates fight with wimpy guns and swords.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:31PM
Tom said...
They don't have eye patches.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:33PM
Jared Miller said...
Aliens are cooler because of one simple fact: space. Its just better in space; this does not rule out alien space pirates though, which would be uber cool.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:34PM
ryan said...
anal probes
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3-22-2007 @ 12:35PM
Rami Selim said...
Because Aliens get to fight cool things like Predators... while Pirates get to fight... Captain Jack Sparrow . 'Nuff said.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:38PM
tom said...
#8 is right.
The other reason they are cooler than pirates is simple: They taste better and melt smoother.
Pirates = Cheddar
Aliens = Velveeta
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3-22-2007 @ 12:44PM
DukeFett said...
Aliens are cooler than pirates because aliens can bite the heads off of FBI agents, Pirates could barely get an earful.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:48PM
Yuccadude said...
Aliens are cooler than pirates simply because they don't have to deal with scurvy. Aliens have plenty of Vitamin C in their diets.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:55PM
Toph said...
Knee-high boots went out with the cutlass.
I digress..look, the bottom line however is that aliens helped create the Pyramids at Giza, construct the massive statues on Easter Island, hid thirteen crystal skulls filled with unknown volumes of information and hid them on Earth for mankind to find when we're ready to, and left us thier only son, ALF, to carry on the lineage.
Pirates just stink like my dad on Friday night and again..there's that knee-high boot thing..*sigh*.
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3-22-2007 @ 12:58PM
Toph said...
..And if you don't think ALF mated and had offspring, how do you explain Tony Shalhoub?
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3-22-2007 @ 12:59PM
Anthony said...
Trick question. Everyone knows that aliens are really just space pirates. You can't fool me.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:04PM
Jallopy said...
Aliens are cooler, because spaceships go fasta than water ships. What's cooler than both: Space Pirates!
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3-22-2007 @ 1:04PM
John said...
Aliens are more sturdy. They travel across the galaxy to wage war. The pirates travel across the ocean to pick on the natives. Aliens for the win plus once the aliens get here they have to battle Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. Pirates don't have anyone have as cool/tough fighting them.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:05PM
Jorriss said...
Aliens. In a word...acid.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:05PM
Joe said...
Aliens are cooler than butt pirates because they're after more than pearl necklaces and booty.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:07PM
jabbertrack said...
This is some sort of alien conspiricy. Clearly they are NOT cooler than pirates. I refuse to be brainwashed.
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