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EGM dry humps Halo 3 before Nov. 14th issue


Consider this teaser a preliminary dry humping, because next month, we'll get to see venerable video game mag Electronic Gaming Monthly "f***ing Halo 3!" Those are their words, folks. We're not sure what form this issue will take, but we imagine centerfolds of Cortana, with her accompanying likes and dislikes (likes: holographic projectors, dislikes: Gravemind's grabby tentacles), wrapped up neatly in an opaque brown sleeve, and tucked away on the tallest shelf of your local convenient store. The December issue -- in which Bungie "breaks their silence" -- oughta hit newstands November 14th, which means we should hear all about the naughty goings-on well before then ...

... on second thought, I'm not sure we read that right.

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Guram1

10-04-2006 @ 6:49PM

Guram said...

More likely would pass month! Strongly it would be desirable to look!!

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Dave2

10-04-2006 @ 7:31PM

Dave said...

Halo 3 sure is a slut.

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Imadogg3

10-04-2006 @ 8:17PM

Imadogg said...

I hope the tape leaks out to the net soon...

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Saocom4

10-04-2006 @ 8:30PM

Saocom said...

I have HALO 3 Beta 1 wooo!!

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Footlong!5

10-04-2006 @ 10:59PM

Footlong! said...

I think i get egm. sweet..

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stumpie6

10-05-2006 @ 1:25AM

stumpie said...

Peter Moore stated in Barcelona that we would here more from Bungie about Halo 3 before the end of the year. I wander if they are going to drop a trailer on the day PS3 launches. That would certainly help deteriorate the resolve of a potential PS3 purchaser that just waited in line all night to come up empty handed.

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Striker Dude7

10-05-2006 @ 2:23AM

Striker Dude said...

YES!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! I need all the info I canpossibly get when it comes to Halo 3. Expecially for the Multiplayer!!!!

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Nick James8

10-06-2006 @ 6:32AM

Nick James said...

YAY! More renders of Master Chief and no gameplay screens!

GO HALO 3! PS3 SUX0RZ!1

..I kid. Don't kill me, I have children >.<

Not really. But I hate Halo... bweh. I'll go back to playing FFXII now.. er, I mean, Dead Rising.

_>

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asurroca9

10-06-2006 @ 9:55PM

asurroca said...

Screw a trailer... A demo on Xbox Live Marketplace of what ever build they're on right now on the day of PS3 launch would be killer.

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GhostDoggy10

10-07-2006 @ 8:32AM

GhostDoggy said...

Will Halo ever offer multiplayer coop play for XBL?

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