[Via Eurogamer]
- Possible Banjo-Kazooie 3 Plots
- Rumour One: Banjo and Grunty team up against a new threat, falling in love in the process. Sexy post-transformation Grunty makes a return and proves irresistible to our heroic bear, much to Kazooie's disgust. Can the mismatched trio defeat their fire-breathing foe?
- Rumour Two: Kazooie is abducted by aliens and Banjo heads out to search the cosmos. Partway through his low-gravity exploits, he discovers who's taken her... and it's a familiar face from the Rare archives who has been 'turned to the green side' by Grunty.
- Rumour Three: Banjo and Kazooie travel back through time in pursuit of the witch's giant T.I.T. Grunty drives her Time Interfering Truck back to before the bear and bird met. The duo must reintroduce themselves and relearn everything they know in a completely new way!
- Rumour Four: Banjo comes out of retirement to stop his home being redeveloped into tower blocks and malls. To end the struggle, a capricious higher power engineers a bear/witch showdown through worlds of the imagination – with Spiral Mountain's ownership deeds going to the victor.
- Rumour Five: War comes to Spiral Mountain, and Banjo becomes a reluctant leader. Ever seen a Jinjo Tank? Or Grunty's Grappling Grenadier Grunts? You will when you take on our innovative RTS-platformer hybrid campaign.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-01-2008 @ 12:36PM
flameofdoom666 said...
I want this game so badddd!
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4-01-2008 @ 12:52PM
Neuromancer said...
Hmm these plots seem pretty silly, wish they'd just work on the game and get it done.
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4-01-2008 @ 12:58PM
Jason said...
I never owned an N64 so my exposure to this series is limited. However, the small amount I did end up playing was quite fun. I hope this 360 game won't require me to understand the previous plots to fully enjoy it.
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4-01-2008 @ 1:10PM
Dante Sparda said...
I am a BIG fan of the Banjo series(Banjo is my all-time favorite game) and all of those storylines seem meh, but the third one seems like it would be the real storyline
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4-01-2008 @ 1:26PM
flameofdoom666 said...
I thought the third was also the most reasonable- but I hope it is better then that!
4-01-2008 @ 2:10PM
Okänd said...
It's already kind of been done.
There's a Banjo game for the GBA too and in it Grunty kidnaps Kazooie and goes back in time. Banjo gets help from Mumbo and follows and get Kazooie back pretty quick and then you go though a bunch of levels and beat up Grunty. I don't remember if I defeated Grunty or not so I don't know how it ended.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo-Kazooie:_Grunty%27s_Revenge
4-01-2008 @ 1:50PM
Neuromancer said...
Jason I doubt it very much. I only played the first Banjo but it was very good, almost but not quite as good as Super Mario 64.
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4-01-2008 @ 2:34PM
hellvector said...
I agree, I always compared it to Mario 64, but in my opinion they were both great. I never played the second one, but I loved the first. Actually started playing it again about 3 days ago.
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4-01-2008 @ 2:40PM
mblaster said...
Sounds like an Aprils Fools joke, because they are ridiculous and lame.
Rare, if this is the best you can up with for an April Fools joke then I fear what the quality of the game will be.
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4-01-2008 @ 2:50PM
THE RPG NERD said...
What's up with all these "just release the game and stop having fun posts" on here and the Castle Crasher news. It's not going to delay your frickin' game if one person takes fifteen minutes out of their day to write an April Fool's joke. Stop whining losers and learn to be patient.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:13PM
Neuromancer said...
I agree that we should all stop whining losers.
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4-01-2008 @ 5:06PM
Dick said...
As the king of whiny Losers, Neuromancer, you should definitely take the lead.
Maybe you can update us all in your fantastic blog about video games. You are a blog critic now, right?
4-01-2008 @ 5:26PM
Neuromancer said...
Good one Dick!
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4-02-2008 @ 6:08AM
DSK UK said...
my bet is for either rumour three or four, both sounding the most plausible
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4-02-2008 @ 12:24PM
EDW said...
they all seem pretty crappy, but 3 sounds like it could be the real one. the time travel plot should make for interesting variety in levels (like the Timesplitters series)
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4-06-2008 @ 10:55AM
theGoronclub said...
hehe T.I.T
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