Well that's adorable. It turns out that not only is your Xbox 360 a perfect platform for fragging n00bs and otherwise pwning the denizens of Xbox Live, but it's also a fertile place where love can bloom. Behold Victoria Marie Figueroa, the product of a relationship sparked over Xbox Live between Stacy and Mike, two gamers from Georgia and New York, respectively. The two met playing Rainbow Six Lockdown and, according to Stacy, "hated each other." Apparently they got over it.While the story is definitely sweet, it also presents the perfect opportunity to deliver some advice: under no circumstances should you place an infant on top of an Xbox 360. Those things get hot. Also, there's no telling what kind of damage a baby could do to a 360 if left untended.
[Thanks, Matt Volk]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-17-2008 @ 6:09PM
xenocidic said...
Luckily the system is off =)
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3-17-2008 @ 6:11PM
ZEBRA NINER said...
So, are they cooking that baby?
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3-17-2008 @ 6:14PM
Adam said...
The 360 had a human baby eat that sony and your cell processor
ps3 cures cancer
360 has babies.
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3-17-2008 @ 6:16PM
Neuromancer said...
As long as the baby isn't lying on the power supply it should be fine. Otherwise it risks incineration.
Seriously I'd be more worried about the 360.
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3-17-2008 @ 6:36PM
wa27 said...
Someone get that thing off there, it's gonna over heat and red-ring!
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3-17-2008 @ 6:41PM
Mrblonde said...
The wonders and joy Xbox Live brings. Eat that sony! You and your fancy schmancy system is no match! Oh and thanks for crediting me for the tip. You guys rock!
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3-17-2008 @ 6:41PM
Bill said...
Does the 3 year warranty cover a brown ring of death if her diaper leaks?
http://www.xbox360rrod.com
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3-17-2008 @ 6:48PM
Van said...
Looks like these two got their $$$ worth of the XBox Live fee. Where's my baby??? I'm a paying customer too!
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3-17-2008 @ 6:53PM
Roto13 said...
That baby is totally going to grow up to be a racist now. :(
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3-17-2008 @ 7:20PM
tom said...
More importantly, you shouldn't let a baby sleep on its stomach.
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3-17-2008 @ 7:21PM
Afton said...
That 360 looks sweet.
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3-17-2008 @ 7:29PM
Meximan said...
What the? Where's the reply button?!!! Where did it go? w/e
@ Soon the PS3 will be curing the AIDS and STDs that XBOX Live will bring.
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3-17-2008 @ 7:32PM
Russ Tundra said...
Well Remember that guy in the Army that was a Featured Member??... He had some swearing in his profile and my friend filed a complaint against him and then he was banned for a day... lol I think we should to it to this current one. and every live member that gets featured from now on.... File complaints against this one because they left their baby on top of a 360. then maybe M$ will realize that they need to revamp thier Feedback system. I got banned for 2 day for having a** in my profile. and when i type a** it was a** not ass. a** is not a swear word. BTW Microsoft... I'm tired of these little kids on Xbox Live when your suppose to be over 18 to play online.... Parents today are just too f**king worried about themselves then what thier chlidren are doing on Live or the Internet in general. I'm tired of trying to talk over little kids and thier whiney voices. BTW this kid on this 360 better not touch it again untill its atleast 16.. Damn... ;=(
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3-17-2008 @ 7:32PM
Meximan said...
Oops... ^^ that one was @ Adam and MrBlonde. My B. ;)
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3-17-2008 @ 7:36PM
Mr.ESC said...
So what? aren't most xlive users just big babies? :P
Cute but that's completly unsafe.
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3-17-2008 @ 7:39PM
Mr.ESC said...
Roto13 said...
That baby is totally going to grow up to be a racist now. :(
Her first words are probably going to be milk,mom,f*g or N¨gg*r
(Am I the only one amazed by the fact they met in the xbox live? I mean that sure just powered the improbability engine)
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3-17-2008 @ 7:40PM
Russ Tundra said...
Adam... PS3(Piece O' Sh8T) has Cancer and also delays games a half a year. (i.e. GTA IV) while the 360 Cures Cancer and Has/Delivers babies at the same time.. lol
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3-17-2008 @ 8:36PM
Hala Madrid!!! SSBB Code:3866-7729-0830 said...
I LOVE GOLD!!!!!
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3-17-2008 @ 9:38PM
Deck said...
That's one shiny faceplate!
Oh.. and that is a nice story :) Never heard of it happening over XBL, normally that's in MMO's!
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3-17-2008 @ 9:47PM
SovietSpartan said...
So one could say the the "war on terror"
brings us closer together
/sarcasm
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