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I rather liked the revenge of the brown castle level. Try to name another game with a huge brown castle level.

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"I could go on with the stupid design decisions......pause.....so I will"

lol that was hilarious, can't wait to see Assassin's Creed review

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Yahtzee can go choke on a dick for all I care.

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Yahtzee is right 100% of the time, all the time.

I'm fairly certain he's stealing my thoughts and opinions.

Anyone that disagree's with him is one of the following:

1) An idiot.
2) 15 Years or younger.
3) A mindless fanboy.
4) A blatant brit hater.

Seriously. Dont hate him just because he points out the obviously flaws in obvious games.

Oh, and jericho was fucking terrible.

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I'm not hating him for Jericho. He has always been a fucking prick from the git go.

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That review was hilarious, Monster Mash FTW!

@Token White Guy

So, you hate the guy himself, not his work, then my friend I have the solution for you.

Don't watch his videos or read articles about him.

Now is not that hard is it?

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I agree very much with everything he says, especially this review. It is one of the worst games I've ever played. Number 4, Sam, is correct also.

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Wilson, I stopped watching his reviews. I just think he's an asshole.

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This guy is the man. Keep em comming.

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@8
Ever notice it's the assholes who get all the girls? ;)

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@10, I have....to agree.

Anyway, fantastic review once again. No sugar coating just straight up and in your face. And bang on target almost most of the time.

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Hmmm....

I don't think I am going to buy this game.

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"Smacked repeatedly round the head with a baseball bat made from frozen stupid"

I Love, LOVE these reviews - even when he puts down games that I like, I still very much enjoy the style of these.

Disclaimer: I'm not talking about liking Jericho, but other games.

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I lol'd.

-Brown Castle
-Greenish Brown Castle
-Brown Dungeon
-REVENGE of the Brown Castle

Once again, I lol'd.

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I don't really know of any game reviewing assholes that get girls. They kind of cancel each other out.

Personally, these reviews aren't for me. I do kind of feel bad for the rest of the Escapist team that have essentially been overshadowed by this guy's complete dislike of everything.

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i think this may have been his best review yet.

hating something just seems to bring out the funny in everyone.

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That was hilarious.

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This guy must hate all videos that he can't use a as an example in a GAMES ARE ART essay.

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I love it! X3F needs to post these every week when they come out even if they aren't about a 360 games.

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..."In loving memory"

Did he die, or in Australia is that a typical thing to say about the living?

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