Update 1: This contest is now closed. For the winner click here.
It's the second day of our Alien Hominid HD Giveaway and we're pleased to announced day 1's winner. Taking home an XL Alien Hominid tshirt is ... drumroll ... Erik Novak! Congrats Erik Novak, who thinks The Behemoth's chicken got so obese by eating too many Soylent McNuggets. But onward to today's prize.
Today we're giving away two Alien Hominid tshirts (pictured above) in both L and XL sizes. To win one of these tshirts, simply comment on this post stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. It's really that easy. Two winners will be randomly chosen today at 11:59 PM EST and will be announced tomorrow. Again, to enter, simply write a comment stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. A big thanks goes out to The Behemoth for donating the Alien Hominid swag for the giveaway. Also, be sure to check out their leaderboards giveaway going on now!
Rules: Please read the complete official rules for this giveaway. Remember, this giveaway is only open to US residents who are 13 years of age or older. Day two contest ends on 3/22/07 at 11:59 PM EST, when two winners will be randomly selected.
Reader Comments (Page 2 of 5)
3-22-2007 @ 1:12PM
rpc said...
Aliens built the pyramids in Egypt, create crop circles all over the place and have Xenu as their Galactic dictator. All a pirate has ever accomplished is to plunder some booty and then bury it in the ground for some reason.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:13PM
Luke said...
Pirates aren’t cool at all because we know all about them. Aliens on the other hand..... *cue scary sci-fi music* dang where did I put that tinfoil hat.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:13PM
Chris said...
Pirates have old, crusty, barely readable maps. . .Aliens have the Hitchhiker's Guide. C'mon now. . .
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3-22-2007 @ 1:18PM
Alex said...
Aliens are better than Pirates because they aren't zombies.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:21PM
Bollenator said...
I could be wrong, but I don't recall seeing a larval pirate bursting out of a host's CHEST!
"Yarrr, it stinks in thar."
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3-22-2007 @ 1:26PM
schlizzag said...
Aliens are cooler than pirates because rayguns pwn rapiers.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:44PM
Dave H said...
Pirates wear ruffled shirts.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:46PM
TacomaGoat said...
Aliens don't wear eyeshadow and fruity scarves. I'm looking at you Captain Jack Sparrow!
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3-22-2007 @ 1:51PM
Drunk Munky said...
could it be cuz they bite off heads on a regular basis? ......i think so
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3-22-2007 @ 1:58PM
Diamondxp said...
Aliens do not Bootleg intellectual Property. Pirates do! Yarrgh
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3-22-2007 @ 2:00PM
Dante Sparda said...
Trick Question! Jack Sparrow > Aliens!!
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3-22-2007 @ 2:04PM
Jesus said...
Because they have laser guns instead of swords. Duh!
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3-22-2007 @ 2:05PM
colin said...
aliens are cooler because they mass murder FBI agents, pirates just mass murder rich spaniards.
*makes the FBI watch list*
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3-22-2007 @ 2:10PM
blipex said...
becuase you never get to kill pirates with shotguns and you never get zombie pirates that you can kill with energy swords and you dont get pirates that are in HD (I dont think)
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3-22-2007 @ 2:13PM
thatisandwas said...
Hmm...Well, Aliens are smarter then Pirates, and by our fanboy geeky status, Much cooler. Example : An alien and a pirate are in a bar. The alien notices the pirate has a peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and patch on his eye. The Alien says, "How did you get that peg for a leg?" The pirate replies, "Yar. A shark bit me leg off while i was out ta' sea." The alien asks, "How about the hook?" "Yaaaar, i was stealin' booty and another pirate chopped me hand clean off." Alien says, "Ok, and the patch?" The pirate says, "A mighty sea gull took a crap right in me eye." The alien replies, "You lost your eye because of a seagulls crap?" ......"Yaaaar...it was me first day with tha' hook."
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3-22-2007 @ 2:14PM
EvilBit said...
Aliens are better than pirates because when you invite them over to your house, it's easier to mop up the slime trail than it is to buff out scuff marks from peg legs.
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3-22-2007 @ 2:22PM
rask said...
Pirates can only sail seven seas, and only on one planet.
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3-22-2007 @ 2:28PM
SpartanWalrus36 said...
Aliens have got to be cooler if, for no other reason than they have no immunity to our earth disease.
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3-22-2007 @ 2:32PM
Andrew said...
Pirates steal booty. Aliens probe Pirates booty!
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3-22-2007 @ 2:43PM
Fred said...
Aliens must be better because everyone knows pirates are fake.
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